“I canceled your order for that awful blue sofa! In my apartment, where my son lives, we’ll put proper furniture — furniture I chose.”

— What do you mean, the delivery has been rescheduled? Are you people in that call center even sane?! — Marina pressed the smartphone hard against her ear, unsuccessfully trying to shout over the screech of a hammer drill working somewhere on the floor above. — I didn’t cancel anything! My delivery was scheduled for […]

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“Don’t you dare rummage through my bag! What are you, a thief?! Are you looking for dirt on me or money?! I saw you checking my phone when I came out of the shower.”

“Don’t you dare rummage through my bag! What are you, a thief?! Are you looking for dirt on me or money?! I saw you checking my phone when I came out of the shower! You’re a paranoid woman who sees cheating everywhere! Put the phone back right now, or I’ll break your arm! I’m not […]

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“You don’t like that we’re eating pasta instead of steaks?! Then lift your backside off the couch and bring some money into this house!”

“Pasta again? Natasha, we’ve been eating these sticky carbohydrate tubes for the third day in a row. I’m not a garbage can that you can stuff with cheap starch and rubbery sausages bought on sale.” Sergey poked his fork into the plate with disgust, pushing away the portion of dinner that still had a thin, […]

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“You’re living off me and still dare to complain that I bought the wrong sausage?! You should be kissing my feet for feeding you, you freeloader!”

“You sit on my neck and still dare to reproach me for buying the wrong sausage?! You should be kissing my feet for feeding you, you freeloader! From today on, you’ll eat plain buckwheat until you bring home your first paycheck!” “Again with this cheap sausage. Couldn’t you buy normal ham? I asked you yesterday. […]

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