“If you’re not out of my apartment in two minutes, I’m unleashing the dogs. And I don’t mean the animals,” the husband told his mother-in-law.

ANIMALS

Part 1. A False Note

“Move this junk out of the walkway, Roman. A new sofa for guests is going here. Your bits of wood stink of age and mold.”
Valentina Igorevna, a heavyset woman with a lavish hairstyle like whipped meringue, kicked a stack of seasoned maple with the toe of her house slipper. The wood answered with a dull thud, as if complaining about the rough treatment.
Roman, standing at his workbench with a miniature plane in his hand, slowly raised his head. A heavy silence settled over the workshop air, thick with the smell of rosin and spirit varnish. He was a luthier — a maker of violins and cellos. A rare profession, one that demanded silence and devilish patience, and right now he had less and less of it left.
“This isn’t junk, Valentina Igorevna. These are blanks for a back plate. They still need another six months to dry at this humidity level. And there will be no sofa here. This is a workshop, not a living room.”
“Oh, I’ve heard those fairy tales!” his mother-in-law snorted, surveying the room with the confidence of an owner, even though Roman had bought and equipped it before the wedding. “Olga says you haven’t brought home a single kopeck this month. You sit here sorting through shavings. And my brother Vitaly is right: this space is going to waste.”
Olga, standing in the doorway, shifted from one foot to the other. Her fingers nervously twisted a button on her cardigan. She worked as a restorer of antique tapestries — delicate work, but her character had turned out soft and pliable, like raw clay that her mother shaped however she pleased.
“Rom, well… Mom is right about some things,” Olga said quietly, avoiding her husband’s eyes. “Uncle Vitalik suggests turning this place into storage for his online garden gnome shop. And you could do your planing on the balcony. It would be real money.”
Roman carefully placed the plane onto a velvet pad.
“On the balcony?” he repeated, his voice dry as scorched leaves. “My work requires a perfect climate. And your relatives require me to clear out my own home for a warehouse of cheap Chinese junk?”
“Don’t you dare speak to my mother like that!” Valentina Igorevna shrieked. “We’re family! And all you care about is your little pieces of wood. Selfish man. Vitalik will come this evening, and we’ll measure everything. And don’t argue. Olya, tell him!”
Olga looked up at her husband. In her eyes there swirled a mixture of fear of her mother and a dull, imposed resentment.
“Rom, we need money. Mom wants to renovate the dacha. Uncle Vitalik promised to pay rent… half to us, half to Mom.”
“No Vitalik. No gnomes. Get out of the workshop. Both of you. Right now.”
“What?!” His mother-in-law choked with outrage, red blotches spreading across her face. “You’re throwing me out? Out of my daughter’s home?”
“Out of my home, Valentina Igorevna. Should I show you the documents? Or will you remember on your own?” Roman stepped toward them. There was no fuss in his movements, only the threatening certainty of a predator guarding its territory. “March out of here.”
His mother-in-law grabbed her daughter by the elbow and dragged her toward the exit, muttering curses. Roman locked the door with the bolt. His hands did not tremble, but his heart pounded like a hammer on an anvil.
This was only the beginning. They would not back down. Greed was the strongest engine of all, and in that family it seemed to spread by airborne transmission.

Part 2. An Invasion of Termites
Uncle Vitaly turned out to be a twitchy man with shifty little eyes and the manners of a petty crook always looking for a fatter piece to snatch without lifting a finger. He showed up the next day while Roman was not home — Roman had gone to meet a client, the first violinist of the philharmonic.
Vitaly, without taking off his dirty boots, strutted around Roman’s kitchen, chewing a sausage sandwich his sister had obligingly made for him.
“Valka, just look at these mansions,” he chomped, waving the piece of bread around. “And that what’s-his-name, that unfinished Stradivari, still turns up his nose? This place will be perfect for storage. Dry, warm. Easy access.”
“He’s stubborn as a mule, Vitalik,” Valentina complained, pouring her brother tea into Roman’s favorite mug. “Says it’s art, climate… Pah! He brings no money into the house, only burns electricity. Poor Olenka is completely worn out.”
Olga sat at the table, hunched over. She was ashamed, but the habit of obeying her elders had been drilled into her family for years.
“Olgunya,” Vitaly said, sliding closer to his niece and enveloping her in the smell of cheap tobacco and stale sweat. “You’re the mistress here, aren’t you? The husband may be the head, but the wife is the neck. Wherever you turn him, that’s where he’ll look. Your mother and I only want what’s best. Once we load the goods in, I’ll give you a cut. You can buy yourself a jacket. Or whatever it is you want.”
“I don’t know, Uncle Vital,” Olga mumbled. “Roman values his tools very much. And the wood there is expensive…”
“Wood!” Vitaly roared with laughter. “I can buy a wagonload of wood like that at a sawmill for three kopecks. Listen, maybe we should sell his firewood? We’ll clear the space and get some starting capital. Who’ll notice the difference? Boards are boards.”
Valentina Igorevna’s eyes flashed predatorily.
“You know, you’re right. There are some sticks standing in the corner. He said they were blackwood, some kind of ebony. Heavy things, damn them.”
“Ebony?” Vitaly whistled. “That’s money! Olka, do you have the keys to the workshop?”
“I do, but Roman forbade…”
“He forbade it!” her mother barked. “We’re your family! We raised you! And who is he? A live-in son-in-law! Husband today, gone tomorrow. But you only have one mother. And one uncle. Give us the keys. We’ll just look. Assess the scale, so to speak.”
Olga hesitated. Inside her, common sense was fighting against the guilt toward relatives that had been beaten into her since childhood. Her mother pressed down on her with a heavy, suffocating stare.
“Well? Or do you want your mother’s blood pressure to spike? You know I’m not allowed to get upset.”
Olga slowly stood, went to the drawer in the hallway, and took out the key ring. The metallic jingle sounded to her like a funeral bell.

Part 3. Barbarians in the Temple
Roman came back earlier than planned. The deal had gone well; he had received an advance for the restoration of a nineteenth-century cello and was hurrying home to share the news with his wife. He hoped yesterday’s quarrel had settled and that Olga would understand he had been protecting their future.
As he approached the house, he saw Vitaly’s old, rusty van by the gate. Its rear doors were open. A sharp, cold alarm pierced through him.
Roman ran up the porch and yanked open the front door. The house was suspiciously quiet. Only from the workshop came sounds of rummaging and grunting. He burst into his sanctuary and froze. The sight before him could have driven any craftsman insane.
The shelves had been emptied. Vitaly and some unfamiliar man in dirty work clothes were carrying out precious blanks of Bosnian maple, seasoned for twenty years. The very maple that “rang” like crystal and was worth a fortune. They were tossing the pieces into a pile like firewood for kindling.
Valentina Igorevna was commanding the parade, pointing toward the corner where the half-finished body of a viola stood.
“And take that guitar too, it’s taking up space!” she shouted.
Olga stood by the wall, her palms pressed to her cheeks. She saw Roman but did not move. There was horror in her eyes, but she stayed silent. Vitaly noticed the owner and smirked insolently.
“Oh, look who finally showed up! We’re doing a little cleanup here. Freeing up space for business!”
Roman looked at Olga. He waited for her to run to him, to say they had forced her, that she had tried to stop them. But she only looked away.
Betrayal.
Quiet, cowardly, family betrayal.
“Put it down,” Roman said very softly.
“What?” Vitaly did not understand his tone. “Don’t get heated, son-in-law. We’ll give you a share. We already found a buyer for the firewood — he wants to heat an elite bathhouse. Says the wood is dry, gives good heat.”
A bathhouse.
With elite resonant maple.
Something clicked inside Roman’s head. It did not break. No. On the contrary, it fell into place with a clear metallic clack, like the bolt of a rifle.
The veil dropped.
He no longer saw relatives in front of him. He saw parasites. Pests.

Part 4. The Bill Came Due
Roman did not shout. He did not plead. He stepped toward the workbench and picked up a heavy chisel, but not to strike anyone. With terrifying, focused fury, he drove it into the tabletop with all his strength, making the solid oak crack pitifully.
The sound was sharp, like a gunshot.
Everyone froze.
“Out,” Roman said.
Now there was neither request nor warning in his voice.
It was an order.
“What do you think you’re doing?!” Valentina shrieked. “We’re helping…”
“Two minutes,” Roman cut her off, taking out his phone. “If in two minutes this trash and all of you haven’t disappeared from my property, I’ll unleash the dogs. And I’m not talking about animals.”
He dialed a number.
“Sergey? Hi. Yes, it’s Roman. Remember you offered to help with removing construction waste? Yes, right now. I’ve got unlawful entry and grand theft here. No, no police. Not yet. Just come with the guys. Some people need to be thrown out.”
Vitaly went pale. He knew Sergey’s people — they were serious clients, the kind one did not joke with.
“You’re bluffing,” the uncle wheezed, but he was already backing toward the exit, dropping the precious blocks.
“Olga,” Roman said, turning to his wife.
His face was stone, stripped of all expression.
“Pack your things.”
“Roma?” She finally found her voice. “You’re throwing me out? Because of some pieces of wood? Mom wanted what was best…”
“You gave them the keys. You stood and watched while they destroyed my life. You chose your side. Now live with them. In cramped rooms, in resentment, with garden gnomes.”
“You have no right!” his mother-in-law screamed, advancing on him with her chest thrust forward. “This is marital property! She’s your wife!”
Roman smirked, and that smirk was more frightening than any shout.
“This house was bought before the marriage. The workshop was built before the marriage. The tools are mine. But what you just loaded into the van…” He turned to Vitaly. “Vitaly, are you aware that this maple is marked and insured for an amount greater than the value of your apartment and your kidney combined? If even one splinter disappears, I’ll file charges for theft. You have ten seconds to unload everything. Carefully. And put it back.”
Roman’s anger was active, sharp. He walked right up to Vitaly and looked straight into his pupils.
“Touch anything again, and I will destroy you. Not physically. I’ll make sure no one in this city gives you so much as alms. I know every buyer, every craftsman. You’ll be blacklisted everywhere. And now — get out.”
Vitaly, tail between his legs, rushed to the van and began throwing the blanks back onto the grass. The man in work clothes had already fled. Valentina gulped for air, trying to find words, but then met her son-in-law’s icy stare, full of contempt.
“Olya!” she shrieked. “We’re leaving! I will never set foot here again! And you can stay with this lunatic if you want!”
Olga burst into tears, looking from her mother to her husband.
“Roma, forgive me… I didn’t think…”
“You never think, Olya. That’s your problem. Keys on the table. The card I gave you access to — on the table. And leave. I’m calling a taxi.”
He gave her no chance to justify herself. He did not listen to her sobs. He simply stood and watched as she packed a bag, smearing mascara down her cheeks.
Inside him, everything had burned out.
Only disgust remained.

Part 5. Echoes in an Empty Apartment
A month passed.
Roman’s workshop once again smelled of varnish and fresh shavings. He had restored order, though several unique blocks had been hopelessly ruined — dents from the crude loading had made them unfit for music. But Roman worked, creating an instrument that was meant to become his masterpiece. Freed from ballast, he felt a surge of strength he had not felt in years.
Roman’s phone stayed silent for every number belonging to his former relatives. He changed the locks that very evening and filed for divorce the next day. Firmly. Without delay.
But on the other side of the city, in a cramped two-room apartment, everything was different.
Chaos reigned in Valentina Igorevna’s apartment. Vitaly, whom Roman had indeed “exposed” in narrow circles as a thief and vandal, lost even the scraps of side work he once had. He sat in the kitchen, drinking cheap vodka and blaming his sister for everything.

“You put me up to this, you old fool!” he shouted, banging his fist on the table. “‘Rich son-in-law,’ ‘we’ll split the cash!’ Now debt collectors are calling me — I borrowed money for that warehouse of his!”
Olga sat on a stool in the corner, staring at one spot. She had lost everything. The cozy home. The husband who, as it turned out, had been her only protection from the madness of her own family. And her respect for herself. Roman had blocked all the accounts she had access to. It turned out that her restorer’s salary was barely enough for food and to cover her mother’s debts.
Valentina Igorevna paced around the kitchen. She needed to find someone to blame. Admitting her own mistake was impossible for her ego.
“It’s all Galina’s fault!” she suddenly declared, stopping in the middle of the kitchen. “Your mother-in-law, damn her!”
Olga raised her dull eyes.
“What does Galina Petrovna have to do with this? She lives a thousand kilometers away and hasn’t even called.”
“She has everything to do with it!” Valentina howled triumphantly. “She turned him against us! She was always a witch! She whispered to him, bewitched him! She herself asked me not to interfere, remember? The snake knew that if I got involved, everything would collapse! It was her cunning plan! She deliberately raised such a cold-hearted son so he could torment us!”
“Mom, you’re raving,” Olga said quietly.
“Shut up!” her mother snapped. “I was trying for your sake! And you couldn’t even hold on to your husband. Now sit there and listen to your mother. Tomorrow you’ll go to the pawnshop and sell your earrings. Uncle Vitalik’s debt has to be paid.”
Olga covered her face with her hands.
She remembered the way Roman had looked at her that final evening.
Not with hatred.
With disgusted indifference, the way one looks at rotten fruit.
She understood that she had been punished. Not by Roman. By the life she had allowed her own mother to destroy.
And now, in that stifling kitchen, among the shouting and the smell of stale alcohol, she realized this was only the beginning of her personal hell.
At that very moment, Roman was applying the final layer of varnish to the back plate. The wood glowed with a warm amber light. The instrument was coming to life.
Life went on.
And there was no longer any room in it for false notes.