My wife is modest!» the husband boasted. «For holidays, shampoo is enough for us.
But do you know what he gifted me? A mouse! Just a regular mouse!» «That’s… what is that?» was all I could manage to say. «What do you mean what? A mouse!» he was surprised. «I see it’s a mouse! But why bring it?!» «It’s a gift!» he beamed. «An African one, by the way. […]
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