“Where am I supposed to sleep? I’m taking this room!” my mother-in-law declared as she carried her suitcases into my apartment.

“Where am I supposed to sleep? I’m taking this room!” my mother-in-law declared as she carried her suitcases into my apartment. “And you, dear, don’t go acting like you’re in charge here. This isn’t your office,” my mother-in-law, Antonina Petrovna, said in a sickly sweet voice, with that same icy undertone that always made Alina’s […]

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“— You’re barren and a freeloader!” my mother-in-law shouted at the anniversary party, while I silently placed the apartment sale documents onto her plate.

“— You’re barren and a freeloader!” my mother-in-law shouted at her anniversary party while I silently placed the apartment sale documents onto her plate. “If you think this unconvincing little performance of ‘exhaustion’ is going to make any impression on me whatsoever, you are deeply mistaken, my dear,” Tamara Igorevna’s voice cracked through the cozy […]

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“We are not going to sleep on the floor. Take us to a hotel or give us your bedroom,” her husband’s aunt protested when she showed up unannounced at their new apartment.

“We are not going to sleep on the floor. Take us to a hotel or give us your bedroom,” her husband’s aunt protested when she showed up at their new apartment. “So let me get this straight — there is not even anywhere for us to sit? What a wonderful way to welcome relatives to […]

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“Bow down at my feet!” I turned around and walked away. By morning, the whole family was calling.

The air smelled of fried pies, expensive perfume, and strained, ringing politeness. Twelve people sat around the table, laden with my mother’s salads and my apple charlotte. It was Lyudmila Stepanovna’s anniversary. Fifty-eight years of grandeur. I was carrying the cake. Candles. “May all your wishes come true, Lyudmila Stepanovna.” A smile stretched so tight […]

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