— You spat out my dinner and said your mother cooks divinely, while this is pig feed?! I stood at the stove for three hours! Do you think I’m going to put up wi…
“What an interesting texture. It reminds me of an old shoe sole that was first boiled in motor oil and then, for some inexplicable reason, generously drenched in cheap ketchup from a plastic bottle. And that smell… Did you put rosemary in this? Or did the dishwashing liquid not rinse completely off the plate?” Igor […]
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