“Your sister took my credit card from the nightstand and went shopping! Do you think that’s normal? I threw her out and made her return all the money!”

ANIMALS

 

“Just what the hell did you do? Alina called me, sobbing so hard I could barely make out half of what she was saying. She says you practically kicked her out like some mangy cat.”
Denis stood in the doorway without even taking off his shoes. His boots left dirty, greasy tracks across the pale laminate floor, but he did not notice. His gaze was fixed on the living room, which over the past three hours had turned into something resembling a customs-confiscated-goods warehouse. Everywhere — on the sofa, on the coffee table, on the rug, even on the windowsill — bags were piled up. Matte black bags with gold embossing, glossy pink ones, huge cardboard boxes with logos you usually only see in fashion magazines.
Margarita was sitting in an armchair in the middle of all that splendor. She was not crying, not drinking sedatives, not staring blankly into space. In one hand, she held a glass of ice water. In the other, her smartphone, whose screen had not gone dark for about forty minutes. Methodically, with the cold calm of a pathologist, she was scrolling through the list of bank transactions.
“Take off your shoes, Denis,” she said evenly, without raising her head. “And come here. We need to do an inventory.”
“What inventory, for God’s sake?” Denis kicked off his boots, nearly stepping on a box with Italian boots inside, and walked into the room. “Can you explain to me why my sister is standing downstairs in the entrance hall and is afraid to come up for her things? She said she just wanted to surprise herself, buy a couple of new outfits, and you staged a public execution.”
Margarita finally looked up from her phone. There was no hurt in her eyes, no pain. There was a calculator there. A dry, soulless counter that had just produced a total sum with six zeros.
“A surprise?” she repeated, and the corner of her mouth twitched into a smirk. “Denis, look around. This isn’t a surprise. This is broad daylight robbery.”
“Oh, come on, why are you making such a fuss over—”
“Your sister took my credit card from the nightstand and went shopping! You think that’s normal? I threw her out and made her return all the bags! I don’t care that she’s crying! I will not tolerate theft in my house, even if it’s your beloved little sister!” his wife snapped, blocking the card with one tap of her finger.
Denis grimaced as if he had a toothache. He walked over to the sofa, pushed aside a heap of silk lingerie that cost half his salary, and sat down. He did not look guilty. He looked annoyed, like a man who had been distracted from important matters by some petty domestic nonsense.

“Margo, don’t exaggerate,” he drawled, picking up a bottle of perfume whose box had been savagely torn open. “What theft? We’re family. Alina came over to visit. She wanted to feel beautiful. She’s going through a rough time right now, you know that. She broke up with her boyfriend, work is a mess. She needed therapy. Shopping therapy. So she took the card, big deal. She knew we had money. It’s not like we’re eating our last crusts of bread.”
“We?” Margarita set her glass down on the table with such a sharp knock that the glass almost cracked. “Denis, let’s clarify the terminology. This card is mine. It’s linked to my account, where my annual bonus was deposited. I was saving that money for renovations at the country house. And now, judging by the text alerts, I have become the happy owner of three handbags from a new collection, a set of professional makeup large enough to paint an entire circus troupe, and” — she hooked a finger under a lace bodysuit lying on the floor — “this piece of transparent synthetic fabric for thirty thousand rubles.”
“You begrudge Alina thirty thousand?” Denis asked, genuinely surprised, raising his eyebrows. “Are you serious? We spent more than that at the restaurant yesterday. You know she’s a young girl. She wants to live brightly. And you sit on your accounts like a dragon on a pile of gold. So she spent a little. So she got carried away. It happens. I would have paid you back later, from my bonus. In installments.”
“A little?” Margarita turned her phone screen toward her husband. “Read it. The total for four hours. Read it out loud, Denis.”
Her husband squinted, studying the numbers. For a second, his face stretched, but he quickly pulled himself together. The sum was impressive — enough to buy a decent used foreign car. But admitting that aloud would mean losing the argument.
“Well… yeah, the girl went a bit overboard,” he chuckled, looking away. “But they’re things! Liquid assets, so to speak. Besides, look what taste she has. This dress” — he pulled something shiny and short out of a bag — “would look freaking amazing on her. You’re just jealous that she knows how to spend money with pleasure, while you’re always stuffing everything away, always putting it into concrete, into some renovation. You’re boring, Margo.”
Margarita stood up. She crossed the room, stepping over the bags as if they were heaps of trash. She stopped in front of her husband, looking down at him.
“Are you trying to twist this situation into me being some greedy philistine and your sister being a victim of circumstance?” she asked quietly. “She went into my bedroom. She opened a drawer guests are not supposed to know exists. She found the card under the documents. She knew the PIN code. By the way, how did she know the PIN code, Denis?”
Denis tensed. He began turning the shiny dress over in his hands, avoiding eye contact. The air smelled not merely of scandal, but of something heavier, something rotten.
“Well… maybe she saw it when we were at the supermarket,” he muttered uncertainly. “She has a good memory. Visual memory.”
“Don’t lie to me,” Margarita cut him off. “I pay with that card using my phone. The plastic card stays at home for foreign trips or large cash withdrawals from ATMs. I haven’t taken that piece of plastic out in six months. How did Alina know the PIN?”
Denis threw the dress back into the bag. His face reddened, and a vein stood out on his forehead. He went on the attack — the best defense for those caught red-handed.
“What difference does it make where she got it from?!” he barked, jumping up from the sofa. “Maybe I told her! Maybe she guessed it herself. You use the same four digits everywhere, the birth year of your precious grandmother! That’s not the point! The point is that you threw a tantrum over some cut-up paper! You threw a family member out the door, made her drag all these bundles back, humiliated her in front of the concierge! Alina is sitting downstairs, afraid to come up because you’re acting like the Gestapo!”

Margarita looked at her husband and saw not the man she had lived with for five years, but a spoiled teenager covering for another, even more insolent teenager.
“I did not humiliate her,” she said slowly. “I simply stopped a crime. And right now, Denis, you are taking a very serious risk. Because instead of apologizing and asking how we are going to pay off this debt to the bank, you are trying to make me the guilty one. These things” — she gestured around the room — “will stay here. Tomorrow I will return everything that can be returned. And what cannot be returned — the underwear, the makeup, the opened perfume — I will deduct from your salary. And I don’t care how you manage.”
“You wouldn’t dare,” Denis hissed, taking a step toward her. “Those are Alina’s things. She chose them. She tried them on. She was already imagining going on a date in them. You have no right to take joy away from a person because of your pettiness.”
“Joy at someone else’s expense is called parasitism,” Margarita replied coldly. “And judging by everything, in your family it’s a hereditary disease.”
She turned and headed toward the living room exit. The conversation was only beginning, and she knew the most interesting part — the confession of complicity — was still ahead. But right now, she needed to put the bag with her documents into the safe. Because there was no trust left in this house anymore.
When Margarita returned to the living room, she expected to see at least a shadow of remorse. Instead, she found a scene worthy of the cover of a magazine about the good life, though with a slight surrealist touch. Denis was sitting on the floor, cross-legged, stroking the pile of a beige coat he had pulled out of a huge garment bag with the air of a connoisseur. He looked peaceful, like a child who had gotten to the New Year’s presents early. A heavy, cloying scent of expensive perfume hung in the air — apparently one of the bottles had leaked, or had been generously tested right on the sofa upholstery.
“Just look at this finish, Margo,” he said without turning around, still running his fingers over the soft fabric. “This is pure cashmere. Italy. Alina has always known how to find things that look like a million bucks. The girl has an absolute ear for style, you can’t take that away from her. Not like your eternal gray blazers that make you look like a depressed tax office employee.”
Margarita stopped in the doorway, feeling cold fury begin to boil inside her. It felt as if she had stepped through the looking glass. Instead of gathering the things and apologizing, her husband was delivering a fashion verdict in which she herself was the accused.
“Put the coat back in the bag, Denis,” she said quietly, but there was a metallic clang in her voice. “And don’t you dare compare my wardrobe with what your sister stole. My blazers were bought with earned money. And that coat is material evidence.”
Denis slowly raised his head. His eyes held sincere incomprehension mixed with condescension. He tossed the coat onto the armchair as though it were a rag and stood up, brushing off his knees.
“There you go again: ‘stole,’ ‘evidence,’” he winced. “God, you really are suffocating, Margo. Don’t you get sick of yourself? You live by a schedule, spend according to estimates, you probably even go to the bathroom by appointment. Alina… she’s different. She’s alive. She wanted a celebration, understand? Sometimes a woman simply needs to feel like a queen so she doesn’t go insane from the grayness of everyday life.”
“So to feel like a queen, one must rob a relative?” Margarita clarified, folding her arms across her chest. “Interesting concept. So if I want a celebration, I can go steal your father’s car? Just to feel the wind in my hair. He’ll understand, right? We’re family.”
Denis rolled his eyes, making it clear with his entire appearance how stupid he thought her arguments sounded.
“Don’t exaggerate. My father has nothing to do with this. This is about you and your attitude toward money. You sit on it like Koschei over his treasure. You have numbers lying in your accounts that mean nothing until they turn into emotions. Money is energy, Margo. It has to flow, move, bring joy. With you, it just lies there as dead weight, rotting in your virtual piggy banks. Alina simply tried to revive that flow. She intuitively sensed that stagnation was bad for the karma of our home.”
Margarita looked at her husband and could not believe her ears. This was not just a defense of his sister. This was an entire philosophy justifying parasitism with lofty concepts. He was seriously trying to convince her she should be grateful to Alina for blowing her annual bonus on clothes.
“Are you serious right now?” she asked, stepping closer. “You’re accusing me of earning and saving money, which, by the way, provides us with a safety cushion? And your sister, who has never worked a normal day in her life and lives off her parents and random admirers, you call ‘alive’?”
“She’s finding herself!” Denis flared up. “And yes, she knows how to live here and now. You’re always postponing life for later. ‘When we finish the renovation,’ ‘when we buy the dacha,’ ‘when I retire.’ When are you going to live, Margo? These shoes” — he nudged a branded box with the toe of his shoe — “she needs them now. While she’s young, while her legs are beautiful, not when she turns into an old hag with varicose veins. You’re just jealous of her. Jealous of her lightness, her courage to take what she wants.”
Margarita gave a bitter smirk.
“The courage to take someone else’s property. That’s called theft, Denis, not lightness. And let’s be honest. You simply like that in our family, there’s someone who spends my money the way you would like to, but are afraid to do yourself. Through her, you act out your alpha-male complexes — the man who supposedly can give his women everything. Only I’m the one paying for the banquet.”
Denis came right up to her. His face twisted with malice; the philosopher’s mask slipped.
“And who’s to blame that you turned into a man in a skirt?” he hissed in her face. “You took everything on yourself. ‘I’ll do it myself,’ ‘I’ll pay,’ ‘I’ll decide.’ You deprived me of the chance to be the head of the family with your overprotection and control. And now you throw it in my face? Yes, Alina took the card. So what? You won’t be any poorer. Tomorrow you’ll go and earn more, since you’re our workhorse. But for her, those things are a chance. A chance to find a decent man, to look worthy, to get out of the swamp she’s stuck in.”
“A chance for two hundred thousand rubles?” Margarita nodded toward the receipts scattered across the floor, which she had managed to collect into a pile. “A bit expensive for a lottery ticket.”
“It’s an investment!” Denis shouted. “But you wouldn’t understand that. You think in terms of balance sheets. In a family, Margo, everything is shared. And if one person has plenty and another has nothing, you share. That’s the law of the clan. You’re acting like a stranger. Like a rat that won’t let go of a piece of cheese.”
“There is one rat here,” Margarita answered quietly, looking him straight in the eye. “And it just tried to drag someone else’s property into its hole. And the second rat is standing in front of me, trying to convince me that this is charity.”
Denis recoiled as if he had been slapped. His nostrils flared. He grabbed one of the boxes from the table — apparently with an expensive handbag inside — and pressed it to his chest like a shield.
“Don’t you dare call my sister that,” he growled. “You’re just a petty, spiteful woman who doesn’t know how to love. You have no idea how humiliating it is for a man to live with such an accountant. I thought you’d understand, we’d laugh, we’d leave the things, Alinka would be happy… But you staged a tribunal. I’m ashamed of you, Rita. Just ashamed.”
He turned around and demonstratively began putting the silk paper that had fallen out of the box back inside, making it clear with his whole posture that the conversation was over and the truth was on his side. Margarita looked at his hunched back and understood: this was not just a conflict over money. It was an abyss. And at the bottom of that abyss lay not only the spent rubles, but also all the respect she had once felt for him.
Denis was businesslike as he zipped up the huge garment bag with the coat. His movements had become sharp and jerky, but there was a frightening determination in them. He was no longer justifying himself or philosophizing. He had made a decision. Gathering several bags in one hand, he picked up a shoebox with the other and headed toward the living room exit, trying not to look at his wife.

“I’m taking these to her,” he threw over his shoulder, as casually as if he were saying he was taking out the trash. “Alina is waiting by the entrance. She’s freezing. The last thing we need is for her to catch a cold because of your greed. We’ll sort out the money later. I’ll take out a loan, borrow, sell a kidney, whatever you want. But the things are staying with her.”
Margarita stepped to the side, blocking his way into the hallway. She stood calmly, leaning her shoulder against the doorframe, but there was more threat in that relaxed pose than in a aimed gun.
“Put them back, Denis,” she said evenly. “Not one bag leaves this apartment.”
“Move,” he said through his teeth, lowering his head like a bull. “Don’t push me too far. I said I’ll fix it. But I won’t let you disgrace my sister. She already… she already posted an unboxing in her stories. Do you understand?”
Margarita froze for a second, processing what she had heard. The situation was acquiring new, grotesque details.
“An unboxing?” she repeated, genuine amazement at the sheer audacity slipping into her voice. “So, sitting in my bedroom while I wasn’t home, she filmed a video of my money turned into rags so she could brag to her followers?”
“She was happy!” Denis shouted, the bags in his hands rustling treacherously. “She wanted to share her emotions! There are already hundreds of reactions, her friends are writing, they’re jealous. If she returns it now or deletes it, it’ll be humiliating. Do you understand what reputation is? Everyone will think she’s a broke loser who just tried things on in the store and left. You want to make her a laughingstock?”
“I want to expose her as the thief she is,” Margarita snapped. “But something else interests me right now. You’re defending her ‘image’ so fiercely that I’m beginning to doubt your sanity. And by the way, you still haven’t answered. How did she find the card? Not the PIN, Denis. The card itself. It was in the far part of the drawer, under a folder with mortgage documents. It is impossible to stumble upon it by chance. You have to know what you’re looking for.”
Denis faltered. He lowered the heavy bags to the floor, wiped his sweaty forehead with his shirt sleeve, and looked away. Tension hung in the room, thick as jelly.
“Well?” Margarita urged him on. “I’m waiting. Or should I check the call details? What time did you call her?”
“Yes, I told her!” he suddenly roared, jerking his head up. His eyes were filled with the rage of an animal driven into a corner. “I told her! Happy now? She called me crying, saying she had nothing to wear to her class reunion. That everyone there would be arriving in cars and wearing brands, and she’d look like some loser. I couldn’t listen to that! Am I a man or what? I wanted to help my sister. I told her, ‘Go to our place, take the card from the nightstand, buy what you need. Rita won’t notice. She’s got so much bonus money saved up she could wipe her ass with it.’”
Margarita felt the floor vanish beneath her feet. Not from weakness, but from disgust. The puzzle had come together. This was not the prank of a flighty girl. This was a sanctioned robbery. Her husband, the man with whom she shared a bed and plans for the future, had simply handed her savings over to his sister so she could show off in front of former classmates.
“You tipped her off,” Margarita stated in an icy tone. “You gave her a lead on your own home. Do you even understand what that makes you? You are not a husband. You are an accomplice. An accessory.”
“Don’t dramatize!” Denis grabbed the bag handles again, trying to shift the conversation into action. “I wanted to do what was best! I thought you’d understand. We would have paid it back later… someday. We would have written it off as household expenses. You don’t even look at supermarket receipts. I thought it would slide.”
“You take me for an idiot?” Margarita stepped toward him, and Denis involuntarily moved back, nearly tripping over the boxes. “Write off three hundred thousand as milk and bread? You’re pathetic, Denis. And your sister is pathetic with her stories. Now listen to me carefully. You will put those bags down right now. And if you try to carry even a handkerchief out of here, I will call the police. And I won’t file the complaint against her. I’ll file it against you. For theft by breach of trust.”
“You wouldn’t do that,” Denis smirked uncertainly, but his grip on the bags weakened. “That would be a scandal. Your reputation would suffer too. A wife turning her husband in to the cops over clothes? Ridiculous.”
“I no longer care,” Margarita looked at him as if he were an empty space. “To me, you ceased to exist the moment you said, ‘Take it, she won’t notice.’ You consider me a resource. A cash cow for your little clan. But the shop is closed.”
Denis turned crimson. He realized he would not be able to bulldoze his way through. His face twisted into a grimace of hatred.
“Oh, is that so?” he hissed, spraying saliva. “A resource? Who even needs you with your money, you dried-up husk? I only live with you because it’s convenient for me! But Alinka is a real person! She needs these things more than you need your pride!”
He lunged forward, trying to shove Margarita aside with his shoulder and break through to the door. It was crude, physically tangible — a hard push that made her hit her back against the doorframe. Pain burned through her shoulder blade, but Margarita did not move. She dug her fingers into the handles of the bags he was holding and yanked them sharply toward herself.
The paper tore. The contents of one bag — a heap of expensive cosmetics — crashed onto the floor. Powder scattered in a cloud of white dust. A glass bottle of foundation crunched under Denis’s sole, leaving a beige stain on the laminate that looked like dirt.
“Don’t you dare,” Margarita rasped, looking him in the eye. “This is mine.”
Denis froze, staring at the crushed tube. Fear flickered in his eyes. For the first time, he saw his wife like this — ready for physical confrontation.
“You’re sick,” he breathed. “You’re really sick. Ready to tear someone’s throat out over rags.”
“Not over rags,” she answered, breathing heavily. “Over principle. Your sister will get nothing. No likes on social media, no admiration from classmates. All she will get is a lesson. And you… you’re about to see what I do with things defiled by your sticky hands.”
Margarita bent down, picked up the heavy tailor’s scissors from the floor — they had been lying on the cabinet since her old sewing hobby — and clicked the blades. The sound was quiet, but in the silence that followed, it rang like the cocking of a gun.
“What are you going to do?” Denis’s voice trembled, and he backed away deeper into the room cluttered with things. “Markdown, Denis,” she said, and there was nothing human in her eyes. “Total liquidation of inventory.”
“Stop! What are you doing?! Put the scissors down!” Denis squealed when Margarita brought the blades to the collar of the very beige coat he had been lovingly stroking five minutes earlier.
But she did not listen. There was a dry, short snap. The plastic seal holding the branded tag with gold embossing popped off and fell to the floor. The cardboard price tag with the impressive sum followed it. Margarita did not stop there. Carefully, with surgical precision, she slipped the tip of the scissors under the sewn-in label on the lining and yanked. The threads crackled. The fabric remained unharmed, but the item instantly lost its magical “luxury” status and became just clothing. Non-returnable. Stripped of identity.
“You’re insane…” Denis whispered, looking at the cut-off tag as if it were a severed finger. “Do you understand what you just did? It can’t be returned now! The store won’t take it! That’s a hundred thousand rubles!”
“I know, Denis. I can count,” Margarita replied calmly, moving to the next bag. “Now it’s secondhand. Used. Just like our marriage, actually.”

She pulled a pair of suede boots out of a box. Denis twitched as if to grab her hand, but he met her icy stare and froze. Margarita took the right boot and, with a crunch, bent the shaft, mercilessly crushing its perfect shape. Then she dragged the scissors across the sole, leaving a deep, ugly scratch. Its resale condition was destroyed. No boutique would take it back, no consignment shop would give full price for it.
“Either you stop this vandalism right now and give the things to Alina, or…” Denis’s voice shook with helpless rage, “or I’m leaving. Right now. I’ll pack my stuff and go to my sister. Because I am not living with a psychopath who cuts up money with scissors!”
Margarita paused for a second from opening the package of expensive lace lingerie. She looked at her husband with mild interest, as if studying an insect under a microscope.
“An ultimatum?” she smirked. “Excellent. I choose option two. Pack your things, Denis. The suitcase is on the mezzanine. Be quick. You have ten minutes while I finish unpacking.”
Denis choked with indignation. He had expected tears, pleading, fear of being left alone. But Margarita had already lost interest in him. She picked up a bottle of exclusive perfume, tore off the cellophane, opened the cap, and sprayed several generous clouds straight into the air, turning the room into a gas chamber scented with jasmine and patchouli. Then she simply tossed the cap into the trash bin under the table. The perfume was now opened; it had begun to evaporate. The gift was spoiled.
“You… you monster,” Denis spat, backing toward the bedroom. “You petty, spiteful bitch! Alinka just wanted to be beautiful, and because of your greed, you destroyed a family! Money can be earned again, but relationships can’t be bought!”
“I have already paid for the relationship,” Margarita said loudly after him, smoothing a silk blouse over her knees and mercilessly crumpling it into a tight knot. “And the bill was far too high. Get out of here, you damn philanthropist. And yes, return my card. Or I’ll block your salary card too. I have access to your online banking, don’t forget.”
From the bedroom came the crash of drawers being yanked open and the rustle of clothing. Denis was packing chaotically, throwing socks into a bag along with chargers and T-shirts. Five minutes later, he rushed into the hallway, red-faced, disheveled, his expression distorted. In one hand, he held a sports bag; in the other, his jacket.
He stopped in the living room doorway, apparently hoping to see remorse. But all he saw was a mountain of mutilated glamour. Boxes were crumpled, tags cut off, bottles opened. Margarita sat in the middle of the chaos with a glass of water, absolutely calm.
“I’m leaving!” he shouted, putting on his shoes. “And I’ll never set foot here again! You’ll rot in this apartment with your gold! And Alina and I… we’ll be happy, because we have souls!”
“Keys on the cabinet,” Margarita reminded him dryly, without turning around. “And take out the trash on your way. Oh right, you’re leaving yourself.”
The door slammed so hard the walls trembled. The lock clicked — in a burst of anger, Denis had locked it from outside with his key, apparently to have the final word.
Margarita was left alone. A ringing silence settled over the apartment, broken only by the hum of the refrigerator. The scent of expensive perfume mingled with the smell of dust raised during the scandal. She surveyed the battlefield. Things worth hundreds of thousands of rubles lay scattered across the floor. Now they were worth almost nothing. Just a heap of expensive rags, stripped of status and meaning. She slowly stood up, walked over to the mountain of purchases, and nudged a designer handbag box with the toe of her slipper.
“Well then,” she said aloud to the empty room. “Alina wanted brands? She got them.”
Margarita bent down and picked up the very silk blouse from which she had cut off all identifying marks. The fabric felt pleasant to the touch, cool.
“It’ll make an excellent dust rag,” she muttered. “Natural silk. Doesn’t leave streaks.”
She went to the kitchen, wet the expensive item under the tap, and returned to the living room. With the methodical precision of a professional cleaner, Margarita began wiping the beige foundation stain from the laminate, using the twenty-thousand-ruble blouse as a floor rag. It was not barbarism. It was purification. She was washing the filth out of her home — both literally and figuratively.
The family was over. But she still had a full wardrobe of exclusive rags and, most importantly, silence she no longer had to pay for.