“You’re living off me and still dare to complain that I bought the wrong sausage?! You should be kissing my feet for feeding you, you freeloader!”

“You sit on my neck and still dare to reproach me for buying the wrong sausage?! You should be kissing my feet for feeding you, you freeloader! From today on, you’ll eat plain buckwheat until you bring home your first paycheck!” “Again with this cheap sausage. Couldn’t you buy normal ham? I asked you yesterday. […]

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My sister-in-law threw my flowers out the window in front of my husband: “Don’t clutter up my house!” Forty-one minutes later, it became clear whose house it really was.

The geranium in the clay pot flew downward in silence. It didn’t scream, didn’t cling to the windowsill. It simply vanished into the gray rectangle of the open window, leaving a dirty streak of black soil on the plastic frame. One second later came a dull slap against the asphalt. “Don’t clutter up my house […]

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